Teen Achiever Gifts

'16 years old and I already have a company car!'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

Overjumpers

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

'Another football scholarship offer?'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

Exam

'What's play?'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

What else is there to wish for?

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

His Master's Thesis.

"I lettered in spelling."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Super Student

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Examinations.

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'