Young Achiever Gifts

"She's always been a quick learner."

'It's nice that you've learned to tie your shoes, but you're really too young to quit while you're ahead.'

'Does it mean I can move into student digs ?'

'Jeez, it seems to me that these head office executives are getting younger and younger every year.'

"Some people think I'm just a little girl...but they're wrong! I'm a woman on my way up!"

"Just watch. This row monitor job is just the first step on my road to the white house!"

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

Exam

'Another football scholarship offer?'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'What's play?'

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

What else is there to wish for?

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"