Tee Time Trainee Pillows

'So, you're new at the game.'

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

Golf lessons

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

The Amateur Golfer

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"

Manager reading The Little Trainee That Could: 'I think I can, I think I can...'

Golf

Golfers lost on the road

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

'This course is a great ego builder.'

'Virtual patient.'

'What a divot?'

STRIP Hambone: Training wheels on a computer

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

'He still hasn't got the hang of it.'

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

"Oh, don't worry. Typical beginner's mistake."

'Yeah, I've got the new guy working on table wines. He seems to be getting the hang of it.'

"Trainee Baristas Queue Here"

Do as many study days as you can

'Our clientele is middle class; you know, your average Joe-750ml.'

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

"Mind if we play through?"

'Or there's a budget treatment with one of our trainees...'

He's working his way up to lions!

"Sorry, it’s my first day."

Golfer couple just married

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'