Tee Time Planner Pillows

"I arranged a foursome like you asked. Allen, Jack, Gene and Howard are playing at three."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Do you want to win the game or my business?

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Cat shoes: For those who are too busy to do their own walking.

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

"You should be able to get through your emails during the working day then you could use the rest of your life to do some of the work."

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

What did I tell you two about somersaults?

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

If you don't mind, we'll work through lunch...

"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."

Babies

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

Face painting children with no facial features.

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

Child on a schedule.

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

Golf

Clock in, Clock out.

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

'Next on the agenda: waste management.'

Back in 5 Minutes.

"See you in the morning."

Golfer couple just married

"Yes, I was a little late again, but it isn't like I have any control over the traffic or how many daily puzzles keep coming out!"

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."