Tee Time Prioritizer Pillows

'Please remember that I'm only seeing you because I couldn't get a tee time.'

Where your mind & battle are los

Do you want to win the game or my business?

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"People just don't realise how stressful this job is. . . I used to have hair!"

Work Life Balance.

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

'He's trying to see more of his family.'

Golf

"Remain calm and list your goals in order of priority."

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.

"I told them I was sick of working all hours...and that I intended to stick to my hours and get home to give my son a bath and bedtime book....unfortunately he'd turned into a 26 year old commodities broker while I was in meetings!"

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

King of the Swingers.

Golfer couple just married

Daily planner. 12:00 - Meet financial advisor. 1:00 - Meet legal advisor. 2:00 - Meet professional advisor. 3:00 - Meet real estate advisor. 4:00 - Meet spiritual advisor. 5:00 - Fire time management advisor.

"Frank doesn't like to waste a minute of his vacation."

Sitting In

"No, Mr Cummings, I haven`t dealt with the accounts file yet. I`m getting to it as quickly as I can."

"I arranged a foursome like you asked. Allen, Jack, Gene and Howard are playing at three."

"Personnel say we can't recruit because nobody wants the soul destroying pressure, the morale crushing hours, the TERRIBLE work life balance."

"I'm busy right now. Ask your mom if she can be interactive this evening."

'Risk assessor' in laboratory

"Leave me alone, I'm prioritizing my week."

'Now that I'm separated and the kids are gone, I plan to spend a lot more time with the family.'

Ok, if it's that important to you, we can make a to-do list.

'I need a continuance, your Honor.'

Death: 'Let it ring.'

"And this is our new expert in 'time management'."

'I can't afford a season ticket and clothes.'

"You said you needed to see more of your family and we listened. You can Skype with them for 2 minutes instead of taking a bathroom break."

'I'll race you to work, but you've got to promise to wait for me at the traffic lights.'

“I want a better homework life balance.”

Good luck making this shot.