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"What's the point of living if you're never asked to give a TED Talk?"

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'Straying from the subject, Danny, is not distance learning.'

The Walking TED Talk.

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

"You're putting up too many walls Hadrian."

'He knows a few words, but he can't really process them yet.'

Cartoons showing a speaker, with a teddy bear projected on a screen behind them. The speaker says: "welcome to my TED talk."

" ...And now, for today's TED Talks ..."

"Worst TED talk ever"

"I'm here today to talk to you about the dark side of outsourcing."

"Son, I think it's about time we had the TED Talk."

"Isn't there a TED Talk he can listen to about the birds and the bees?"

"Mother, please!"

'That's what I call a workout! One hour of walking and 2 hours of running our mouths.'

Pieces of eight, pieces of eight.

"Do you ever feel like every TED Talk winds up being about the same thing?"

'Hello, I would like to talk to somebody.'

"Seriously! My mother says she remembers when all you could do with a cell phone was make calls."

Late night? I don't know what you are talking about! Come on, Twig. You can tell me. My mom is giving me a hard time. About? She's freaking just because I started

"Now, when I say the magic words 'I saw this interesting TED talk about...' You will fall into a deep sleep and remember nothing of our conversation."

Jed Clampett delivers his Jed Talk

Unpublished Authors of the Big Bangs Theory

Fortunately there was an interpreter for those who understood sign language.

"Now tell me more about your fear of speaking in front of an audience."

Wake up, Don. You're TED talking in your sleep again.

Word up!

"Wow, that was short. You only talked for 45 minutes. What happened?"

TOM

Father TED Talks: "That would be an ecumenical matter ..."

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.

"I dozed off- is he talking about bus shelters or tax shelters?"

"He binge watches TED talks about getting the upper hand with cats."