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"He binge watches TED talks about getting the upper hand with cats."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Dialogue

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

The Walking TED Talk.

'Straying from the subject, Danny, is not distance learning.'

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

'Tell me about it, buddy... I completely understand where you're coming from.'

'Larry, did you feel THAT? Your career just peaked! And on MY show! Isn't that fantastic?'

Lars, do have that CD I lent you? It got stuck in the CD player. I think it's a herniated disc.

'I wonder if TED ever listens.'

"You're putting up too many walls Hadrian."

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."

"I'm just saying, if you keep insisting we seriously discuss problems and work on solutions, we're stuck here all afternoon!"

"After endless delays, boarding confusion and lost luggage, it appears he's finally arriving at his conclusion."

" ...And now, for today's TED Talks ..."

Cartoons showing a speaker, with a teddy bear projected on a screen behind them. The speaker says: "welcome to my TED talk."

Hey! This is good in a first meeting. A frank exchange of opinion!

"Our manifesto must offer a measured but devastating critique of flying."

Night of the Living Well-Read

'He knows a few words, but he can't really process them yet.'

'Oh yeah! My self help group knows a lot more than your psychiatrist. First of all, there's a lot more of them.'

Opposing viewpoint.

'I think I'm highly insightful for my age and don't call me missy!'

"Worst TED talk ever"

"Being smart is great! I wish I was smarter! But I would never want to be a smart Alex. That would be annoying."