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Ground cracking open.

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Useless information"

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

Dreams I have had...

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

Trivia/Great Literature.

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

The Month of July

'Alsace-Lorraine - What did YOU get for Christmas?'

"We're having a test on the states today, and I can never remember which one was number fifty."

Brown only photocopier sales.

Eddy's mom suggested that he do his speech on cue cards.

Albert Einstein and book

Baldness Facts

'Did you know I have 3000 bones in my body?'

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

"If you are a Pulitzer-prize winner, press 1. All others, please press 2."

Music Quiz

"Did you know mice teeth never stop growing? You do now."

'How can I enjoy 'Jeopardy' when she keeps blurting out the answers?'

Pub Quiz - Haven't you all got homes to go to ?

Funky Facts:Schools.

"Getting a star named after me makes you feel kind of insignificant doesn't it?"

Useless-memory lane

When TV networks hold pledge drives, you know the economy isn't in great shape.