Technology Whisperers Prints

"He fights me when I tell him to take a nap. When I reword it and say go reboot, he doesn't have a problem."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

Computer help.

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

Computer whisperer.

"The biggest downside of funding IT startups... is being called 'dude'!"

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

'Stocks fell on the perception that stocks would fall on the perception that stocks were falling.'

WWW.World.com

The fax machine had stopped and they did not know why.

Cellular Plan

"Blimey, he's not the sharpest tool in the box, is he?"

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

"Sorry, honey, I can't talk now. I'm in the midst of some very intense negotiations with Bill Gates on the electronic rights to you and the kids."

'Sometimes, when I'm feeling unappreciated, I'll fake a system-wide data crash.'

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

"I just got an alert from our smart refrigerator. It's pleading with us to not stick anything else on it."

"I keep getting the feeling I’m being watched."

'My Turing Machine doesn't understand me.'

Man in office smiling in delight as various office equipment dances for him

"It's a smart refrigerator that requires a password to open it. They always use one of our names. Their lack of creativity has finally caught up with them."

Sad looking computer with plasters and a black eye