Technology Victim Prints

"This is why I hate bringing you shopping."

Computer Room.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

I.T. Fear

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'Bring out yer books!'

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

"He's my school project for science class."

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

Moon Lander

Current location

"Noooooooooooo!"

"Welcome to the Museum of Science and Industry."

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

"Tarzan no want computer."

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

Let's work those arms -- newspaper, Blackberry...

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

Man-mobile

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

"I must have completely lost track of time."

"Television sets evolved from animals. My randpop remembers when they had rabbit ears!"