Technology Timeline Explorer Pillows

'Things really change fast now. There's an original i-pad.'

Moses on the web

Robotic Man

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Early Colour TV

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

The original paperless office

Fossil record player.

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

Your Future Home.

Connected to Technology.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

Early Programmers.

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

'If I can't do it by iPhone, I don't do it.'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Old Phones Lasagne

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'We haven't the foggiest what it does,but it plugs into a computer and retails for three fifity.'

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

Entomology Reference

Information Tightrope.

"Home is where the WiFi is."

"Hello ... Susan ... Joe ... Not ... Make ... It ... Me ... Joe's ... Robot ... Me ... Programmed ... Take ... You ... Dinner ..."