Technology History Buff Pillows

"...or for Customer service press 9. If you are on a rotary phone please hang up and go buy a real phone"

Old Phones Lasagne

'Hey, those guys are still using a land line!!'

"Grandpa, tell me about the good ol' days."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Early Colour TV

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

The original paperless office

Fossil record player.

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

Social Media

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"Television sets evolved from animals. My randpop remembers when they had rabbit ears!"

Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"

"When I was your age, all we had to know was how to wind."

"Let me take you back to a dark time when all you could do with a phone was make phone calls."

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'