Technology Time-traveler Gifts

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

'When I was young we didn't have the interweb at our fingertips. . . we had to go to the library to get our questions answered!'

'In my day, we watched television on tiny screens, and the picture was all fuzzy. I'm glad to see that technology hasn't really changed much since then.'

"I'm not gonna try it. YOU try it!"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Meet the scribe"

Historical memory is on life support.

Moses on the web

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

The Missing Sock Returns

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

Second hand furniture.

E=mc2.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Sundial Time

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

Dr. Roo.

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"Early model of baggage claim"

Time for vacation, time for work.

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

Danger Slow Sand.

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'