Technology Integrator Prints

"I don't put apples on teacher's desk anymore. I put app suggestions."

In the Guru District

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Robotic Man

Your Future Home.

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

"I hear you have been split testing our online advertising campaign. I haven't got a clue what that is but stop it now."

The Design Artiste

Information Tightrope.

"Have you tried turning it off and back on?"

You are Here. We know where you've been.

'You've done a good job for the company, Roger, but we just need someone who's a little less...analog.'

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

Investment Guru/Lifestyle Guru/Tech Guru/Fashion Guru

"I'd like to make a return."

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

'We now have the technology to record your dreams. From now on, your dreams are our intellectual property.'

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'It won't take bitcoins.'

"Let's give those new bulbs a try."

"We want him to skip joined-up writing and get straight on to 3D printing."

"I'm leaving a one starfish review of this tank on Yelp."

Dogfights/Drone Fights

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

Along with being the first passengers on the space elevator, Fenwick and Charles set a new world record for longest awkward elevator silence.

"This is my last shift, I've been replaced by some bitch called Alexa."

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."

"I'm trying to find a new element."