Solutions Integration Specialist Prints

Wanted: Solutions Integration Specialist, Must Be Able To Mix Drinks.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

21st century water cooler conversations.

Out and In.

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

The Googler

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'Can our software do that?'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Gadget geek.

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."