Technology Humor Enthusiast Mugs

The Internet.

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

"It turns out there was a computer error – we weren't made for each other after all."

'I'm seeing something but it's a little blurred. This crystal ball is high def ready, but I don't have a subscription yet...'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"You are still here."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

'Your car should run fine now. I reformatted the hard drive, increased the ram, scanned for viruses, updated the firmware, upgraded to this year's processor...'

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

'Mom, I need a push.'

Robot Robber

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

AI Summit

'We'll have Bubba here check to see if we've idiot-proofed your computer.'

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

21st century Safe Sex - protecting against face-recognition software.

"When they said I'd been replaced by A.I. I'd imagined something more SOPHISTICATED!"

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

'By putting all our data into code, our competitors can't read it, our unathorized personnel can't read it, and I'm afraid, neither can we.'

"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."