Technology Humor Lover Mugs

'No, this is its nucleus, not its cell phone.'

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Recalculating ... recalculating ..."

Sunday School. I was surprised Moses got the commandments on a tablet. I didn't know they had wireless technology back then.

It's a note from our robovac. It's quit the cleaning business and gone into telemarketing.

'EKK!'

'Do you have high tech experience, like the bow and arrow'

"5 missed caws!"

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"Darn autocorrect!"

"You are still here."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

'Your car should run fine now. I reformatted the hard drive, increased the ram, scanned for viruses, updated the firmware, upgraded to this year's processor...'

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

'Mom, I need a push.'

Robot Robber

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

21st century Safe Sex - protecting against face-recognition software.

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

Tell me about your history. What are your interests? What kind of places do you visit? Are you careful? House of Java.net Cybercafe. You know what I mean: Are you the type that gets around? Your computer seems chaste. You may use it to send me an email. My laptop is virus-free. Freak.

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

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