Technology Follower Mugs

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Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

"Isn't there an app for this?"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

US election postal vote controversy

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Final words on gravestones.

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"What are you doing?"

Best Seller in Washington D.C.: Politics for dummies

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?"

"I've been wondering if there isn't some way we could capitalize on the cat craze."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

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"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'