Techie Translator Pillows

'With the aid of a technical dictionary Colin was finally able to make some sense of what the salesman was saying.'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

Even more of what people say (and what they really mean)

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"It lost a little something in translation."

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"We don't talk anymore."

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

Jorge Luis Borges

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

Dept. for Obfuscation - Out for periodic diurnal replenishment of nutritive substances.

East End Maps.

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

'This is delicious. I'm glad I didn't try to order in Italian.'

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

Proof Reading

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

Dictionary Sale - Now in High Definition.

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'