Techie Tourist T-Shirts

Intelligent Navigation Device...

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

The Selfie

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Internet.

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Technological Dependence.

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

'I love this street...it's so real man...'