Techie Monster Mugs

" ...so I said, 'what the heck', and installed an MP3 player too."

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

One-man band - One-man office

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

Concerto in DOS for Microsoft Windows.

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

The Hard Drive Ate My Homework.

'Which one do you think Dracula's in?'

End of world nigh!!!

"And for my next trick, I will attempt to work on this PC for ten minutes without it crashing!"

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! What's that malfunctioning machine? It's a "Justin Beeper"!

'I have all our acorn storage spots geolocated on my smart phone...'

"It's a smart refrigerator that requires a password to open it. They always use one of our names. Their lack of creativity has finally caught up with them."

"I'd eat him, but do you know how hard it is to find a good tech guy?"

"I see balloons, food and drinks. Not only are there ants in our keyboard, they seem to be having a party."

Rats drawn to Facebook instead of Pied Piper.

'A hacker named Goldilocks has entered our home page.'

"I set your phone to alert you every five minutes of what I want for Christmas. It's annoying, but very effective."

Cloud Storage. Clown Storage

'That's odd, that site verified my age by having me type in all my credit card information.'

"And this model comes with a virtual mother-in-law in the back seat to make it feel authentic."

'Boys the strong arm stuff is over. This is Ronald. Ronald is a hacker.'

Goggle-eyed lecher caught searching GOGGLE.

'Darling, that memory course I've been doing, can you remember its web address.'

Crystal Balls.

Mouse unplugging cat's computer.

Modern Virtuoso

'Wire all your money to this computer and no DYE-VIRUS!'

STRIP Hambone: Computer committee

"I got your email. Was it encrypted or is your spelling that bad?"

Check out my new mobile phone! It's amazing how small they've become: They're so practical now!

"Next time your computer locks up on you, please don't call a locksmith. It's really not my specialty."