Techie Prankster Mugs

"And this model comes with a virtual mother-in-law in the back seat to make it feel authentic."

'Wire all your money to this computer and no DYE-VIRUS!'

"It's a smart refrigerator that requires a password to open it. They always use one of our names. Their lack of creativity has finally caught up with them."

'I did all my breaking and entering on Twitter. How about you?'

Goggle-eyed lecher caught searching GOGGLE.

"Next time your computer locks up on you, please don't call a locksmith. It's really not my specialty."

"I see balloons, food and drinks. Not only are there ants in our keyboard, they seem to be having a party."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

'I think the mouse is playing-up again love.'

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

Computer operator welding machine.

'Checkmate!'

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

The Ascent of Man.

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

"Oh no! Not computer bugs again!"

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

Nerd emergency: tongue stuck to frozen PC screen.

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."