Techy Prankster Mugs

'That's odd, that site verified my age by having me type in all my credit card information.'

Crocodile offers free wi-fi

The Hard Drive Ate My Homework.

"I set your phone to alert you every five minutes of what I want for Christmas. It's annoying, but very effective."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'I think the mouse is playing-up again love.'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?

Computer operator welding machine.

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

Nerd emergency: tongue stuck to frozen PC screen.

"Oh no! Not computer bugs again!"

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

'... and when the user's blood pressure goes over 100, the computer shuts down, the siren sounds, and the neon sign beings to flash!'

'Which one do you think Dracula's in?'

Spam.

'Hey, if you pull up a war game of Godzilla destroying Tokyo, that's just my son hacking our data base.'

Write "Brenda' but use disappearing ink

"So I'm assuming it's not always a good thing when a tweet goes viral."

Youtube ghost videos...

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

"My dad said I couldn't scare him, so I'm hiding all his data like it was erased. Get ready for a loud scream."