Techie Grandpa Gifts

'No, that's not my phone ringing. It's probably Grandad's pacemaker playing up again.'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

The cell phone soother for life.

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

Roasted

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

"Call this an iceberg? When I was a kid we wouldn't have called this an iceburg!"

"What about the five that fell through?"

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

"Let's scoot."

Trout Game

The Golf Gremlin.

The Aging of Underwear

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

The Plasmas.

The Final Chapter.

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

"Edward, you are already more than Christmassy enough."

"You're getting more wrinklier, grandpa. You should drink more water."

Drone Baby Delivery

"Jim was a model Dad".

'When I grow up, Grandpa, I want to be just like you...retired!'

"I'm not worried about Wall Street. I've got my money in my mattress."

'Have you been giving them too many tweets again?'