Techie Grandpa Prints

'No, that's not my phone ringing. It's probably Grandad's pacemaker playing up again.'

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

The cell phone soother for life.

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Roasted

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

"The Internet ate my baby!"

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"What about the five that fell through?"

"Call this an iceberg? When I was a kid we wouldn't have called this an iceburg!"

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

The Golf Gremlin.

"Let's scoot."

Trout Game

The Plasmas.

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

The Aging of Underwear

The Final Chapter.

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

"I'm not worried about Wall Street. I've got my money in my mattress."

"Jim was a model Dad".

Drone Baby Delivery

'When I grow up, Grandpa, I want to be just like you...retired!'

"Edward, you are already more than Christmassy enough."

"You're getting more wrinklier, grandpa. You should drink more water."

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"