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Divorce lawyer "Then it's final, you get the computer as you requested and your wifes gets the house, car and everything else"

The Anti-Agent

"My email is down... talk to me."

Computer Room.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

Digital Fomo!

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

'I'll be a responsible and mature asset to the company, as proven by the lack of asinine photos of me on Facebook.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

"No, not that button!"

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

"You've called tech-support so often that it was decided that it's more practical if I just come and live with you."

"I think we could work very well together."

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"Don't embarrass me again, spell-checker."