Techie Family Life Pillows

"No wonder my video quality is terrible, Socks is using all the WiFi!"

The cell phone soother for life.

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

The Digital Family

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

'Keep in mind, some assembly is required.'

The Plasmas.

Virtual Beach

'Mom, I need a push.'

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

"Cool bonfire app, man."

The AdRams Family no.1- Computers for kids

Drone Baby Delivery

"So when do we go online?"

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

Baby eating "Uploading", Baby on toilet "Downloading"

'Congatulations! It's a PDA!'

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

"Lemonade App: $1"

'I'm changing my status to not complicated enough.'

'I'm too tired to listen to a story tonight, mom. Just e-mail something and I'll read it tomorrow.'

'I need some tech support here!'

'This pacifier looks like a cell phone to make the inevitable transition that much easier.'

"Aww, look. Baby just seeped her first credit card!"

"Have you noticed the kids never ask us anything since they learned to google?"

'This is my new husband Gregory -- I don't quite have all the bugs out of him yet.'

"I'll plug you in, tell you a bedtime algorithm, then LEDs out."

'That's my boy! An A+ in 'spell-checking'!'

'It used to be enough to keep them fed and clothed. Now it's fed, clothed and connected.'

"Well, look at him, he's just a chip from inside the ol' bot!"

"Daddy, I'm all grown up now, and I'm leaving to start a life of my own."