Tech-forward Families Pillows

"So when do we go online?"

"In addition to a name for his birth certificate, would you like him to reserve an email address and a cell phone number for him?"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

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"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

The Digital Family

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

Smartphone Sonogram

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

The modern generation!

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

Baby cries into a cellphone.

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

Virtual Beach

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."