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"Have you tried turning it off and then on again?"

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

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'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.'

The Thinker (with a laptop).

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

Websiteless -- please help.

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

'I seriously doubt if you've attained Nirvana yet - You've only been fasting and meditating for fifteen minutes.'

"Authenticity, little buddy. That's the secret to success in love, in the workplace... in everything."

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

'That's it? Listen to my mom?'

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

Author of thought for the day on commitment remains anonymous.