Tech Wisdom Seekers Pillows

"Have you tried turning it off and then on again?"

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Oh, crap.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

How Rings In Nature Indicate Aging.

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"Just go with the workflow."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

Rumours Online

'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.'

The Thinker (with a laptop).

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

Websiteless -- please help.

Psychology Clinic. Most potent example of solipsism I've ever seen --- he follows himself on Twitter.

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

"Authenticity, little buddy. That's the secret to success in love, in the workplace... in everything."

'I seriously doubt if you've attained Nirvana yet - You've only been fasting and meditating for fifteen minutes.'

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

Nice Apology, Mark

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

Sartre's E-Mail

'That's it? Listen to my mom?'

"I forgot my homework, but there's a video of me doing it on youtube."

Author of thought for the day on commitment remains anonymous.