Tech Savvies T-Shirts

"Good morning, 555-00-6742, makes 73,000 a year, has 3 credit cards."

"Young people these days are used to INSTANT feedback..."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

e-shoes

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Weird things I do because of the internet

Relaxing in the Sun

"Did you get my tweet?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

The Re-Opening of Schools

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

Early Learning Today

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?'

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

CCTV in church.

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'