Tech Savviness T-Shirts

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

e-shoes

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Weird things I do because of the internet

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Did you get my tweet?"

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

Relaxing in the Sun

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

The Re-Opening of Schools

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

Early Learning Today

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'

'Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?'

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

CCTV in church.

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.