Tech Tug-of-warrior T-Shirts

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

Cyberwarfare

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

"For your enjoyment: Please turn off electronic devices, close your eyes, and cover your ears."

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

"When I said, 'Give him a chance-best two out of three,' I was talking to the dog."

Boris & Theresa

Tug the Toggle

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

"I'll be walking by your door in a second if you want to try to get my attention."

"Pull over and check your phone" "Once more for good luck" "Maybe just another teensy look"

Ukraine Crisis

Stressed Office Junior

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'

"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."

'Your reign of terror is over evil dragon, for I have slain your internet service provider!'

"I'll call you back. I'm in the middle of a make-over."

"I don't like it when he bangshis heyboard when he gets frustrated with his computer. But he needs the exercise."

Bruce Lee with dangerous mouse.

'Don't get smart with me!'

Remote learning

'How could Plato write The Republic with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a deluxe computer?'

"I'll go, but only if you promise we won't stay long."

Tarzan fights mouse.

Viruses on mobile phones.