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Man Has A Complaint About His Solar-Powered Radio

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"That new drug causes flatulence."

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

Entertaining The Troops On Wall Street

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

Fish in Water Cooler.

'Help me, sir... I want to save my last sip of lemonade, but it doesn't work!'

"For Feng Shui I'd like to move your liver above your lungs.''

"Do I have to declare this as income to the IRS?"

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Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

We'll pass on the entrees...

We have boorish stocks for boorish times.

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

"My child has special wants."

You have a low grade fever.

'He specializes in chicken dishes.'

Akme National Bank: Our Assets Can Whip Your Assets.

"Welcome to tonight's panel on interfaith humour."

Wormio! Wormio! Where for art thou Wormio?

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercise. I don't thing he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"You planted only beans and corn last year, right Herman...?"

"How much did you spend at Macy's this year?

Internet crap.

Colin was always looking for new ways to communicate complex financial products.

"Shut the door! Do you live in a barn or something?!"

Phone call from heaven.

Breakthrough by a comic

Donut Eating Contest

'I don't need informed consent to take your temperature.'

Tire Store. Blowout Sale!