Tech Trend Hunter Mugs

'It's your mother's investment club - looking for hot tips in the tech market.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

Facebook in the Boxing Ring

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

"You're all hashtag summarily dismissed."

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

Busy, Busy, Busy

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

"Just remember one thing. You wouldn't have your artificial intelligence without my actual intelligence."

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

'It won't take bitcoins.'

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

'We've replaced you with an app.'

Self checkout and 'selfie' check out at a store.

"What do I see myself doing in 10 years? Downloading windows 20 on my iphone 18."

"How does it know which bit is fit?"

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

'We'd like to christen him 2GR4T7VXS35. That way it'll be easier for him to get his own web domain name when he's older.'

Facebook/Meta

An Amazon drone crashes into Santa's sleigh

What's 'Bitcoin'?

It seemed to Elsa that the advertising pop-ups become more and more intrusive day by day...

London Fashion Week.

Deconstructed Street Foods - Mango