Tech Titan Appreciator Gifts

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"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

'Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in tech stocks', meet Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in bio-tech'.'

The Boss.

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

'Does it come on Disc?'

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

"It's the Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

It's important to know what to do when the communication technology doesn't work.

Donald Trump/Elon Musk

'I'm a CEO. I run a multi-million dollar business with a strong global presence. I'm told we even have a web site.'

"Don't ask."

'It's bad news Gents. This time next year we shall all be only millionaires.'

'At last! A system with only 1 remote to deal with!'

"These IT guys are really intimidating I mean just look at the focus the concentration...I wonder what he's working on?"

"Hello, this is Bill Gates. Remember, nobody has a monopoly on safety, so buckle up!"

"They're 'old money'-- they made it all in tech stocks."

"You keep telling me to back up my computer. Well, I can't back it up anymore. It's all the way back to the wall."

'I hope you're not selling something. Rex doesn't like salespeople.'

"You need some low-impact exercise. I suggest deleting all the spam I get as it comes in for the next month."

"...When I was your age, I walked 10 blocks to the stock exchange to place a trade."

"I won't be donating my tech billions to this school."