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City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

'To be honest, I would have never invented the wheel if not for Urg's ground breaking theoretical work with the circle.'

Leonardo's first drawing

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

Candle Moment

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

"I asked my investment advisor for something that was low cost, easy to manage, and also functions on its own. He suggested an index fund or a robo vac."

'Honey, it's me! If you want to marry me, please press 1!'

Gamers

Man mistakes new ironclad warship for Noah's Ark

GPS Systems.

'This is my new carbon fibre shell: Ten times as strong, fifty times as light...'

Donald Trump/Elon Musk

Einstein's most embarrassing moment

'Would you like your ultrasound photos standard, high definition, 3-D, or 4K ultra HD?'

It's important to know what to do when the communication technology doesn't work.

'In every office there's always someone who didn't get the message.'

"Sorry about the reception, Lou. I grabbed my enchilada by mistake."

"But I'm hot on the trail of my Google doppelgänger."

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

A francophile to the last, he went the way of Concord, the 2CV and the Minitel.

"I'm not helping you out of the TAR PIT!! I might break a nail!!"

Cat Vs Inkjet Printer Venn Diagram

The First phone call was not exactly as history books report it.

What we thought Elon Musk did...What Elon Musk actually does...

Startling Effects.

Dog Selfie