Tech Titan Admirer Pillows

Larry Ellison

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

'To be honest, I would have never invented the wheel if not for Urg's ground breaking theoretical work with the circle.'

Leonardo's first drawing

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Candle Moment

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

"I asked my investment advisor for something that was low cost, easy to manage, and also functions on its own. He suggested an index fund or a robo vac."

Man mistakes new ironclad warship for Noah's Ark

Gamers

'Honey, it's me! If you want to marry me, please press 1!'

GPS Systems.

'This is my new carbon fibre shell: Ten times as strong, fifty times as light...'

'Would you like your ultrasound photos standard, high definition, 3-D, or 4K ultra HD?'

Donald Trump/Elon Musk

It's important to know what to do when the communication technology doesn't work.

Einstein's most embarrassing moment

'In every office there's always someone who didn't get the message.'

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

"I'm not helping you out of the TAR PIT!! I might break a nail!!"

"Sorry about the reception, Lou. I grabbed my enchilada by mistake."

"But I'm hot on the trail of my Google doppelgänger."

A francophile to the last, he went the way of Concord, the 2CV and the Minitel.

Startling Effects.

What we thought Elon Musk did...What Elon Musk actually does...

The First phone call was not exactly as history books report it.

'It's not the meek who inherit the earth, it's the geeks.'

Dog Selfie