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'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

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'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

'Much to his disappointment, Thag's coffee percolator was an invention ahead of its time.

"So, gentlemen.... By investing in this time vortex manipulator, we will be able to cross the bridges before we come to them."

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

"Do you believe the world is all an illusion?" "I know it is. I know it can be bent by our collective will. When I was born, there were horses and buggies in the streets. But as soon as we all believed we could do it, we went to the moon." "Oh, I agree. That's why I'm trying to get the whole internet to retweet 'It's possible to upload our minds into immortal robot bodies.' If the entire hive mind of Earth tweets that at the same time, it's got to come true." "I hope not. I'd hate for you to end

You have reached the end of your brain...

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

Virtual Reality Shop. I think our business here will expand as actual reality becomes more and more unbelievable.

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

Spell-Check Bee

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

"I can't afford an iPad so I just glued Apple logos on the back of all my books."

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The little search engine: I think I can, I know I can.

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"I only wish emails could deliver papercuts."

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, give a man a kickstarter campaign and he can write a bad fishing memoir."

"I like it; but let's make sure we can get the domain name first."

"Of course you couldn't be replaced by an app. It would take at least two."