Tech Tantrum Artist T-Shirts

'You used foul and offensive language when addressing your computer. Well....we've all done that.'

"Every time I got frustrated with my computer, I would slam on the keyboard. This time the keyboard fought back."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Driverless cars rage.

Screen Time vs Book Time

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

Chef copy robot

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

'It's a snow mobile.'

"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

"Well, we've finally miniaturized this device as much as is practical. Time to make it big again."

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

"I worked on an early version of the Cloud. I call it the Fog because it never got off the ground."

'I have a photographic memory but the images are really low resolution.'