Tech Tantrum Artist Mugs

'You used foul and offensive language when addressing your computer. Well....we've all done that.'

"Every time I got frustrated with my computer, I would slam on the keyboard. This time the keyboard fought back."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

Screen Time vs Book Time

Driverless cars rage.

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Chef copy robot

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

'It's a snow mobile.'

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

"Well, we've finally miniaturized this device as much as is practical. Time to make it big again."

'zzz sleep.'

"I worked on an early version of the Cloud. I call it the Fog because it never got off the ground."

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.