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'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

Mood Swings.

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

'We use that computer strictly for the office grapevine.'

'Which one do you think Dracula's in?'

The Hard Drive Ate My Homework.

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

"It's bad news I'm afraid...we've lost his web site!"

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

'I agree-Gary Lineker can get up your nose sometimes,but...'

'You used foul and offensive language when addressing your computer. Well....we've all done that.'

"I set your phone to alert you every five minutes of what I want for Christmas. It's annoying, but very effective."

Computer frustration

'That's odd, that site verified my age by having me type in all my credit card information.'

'Of course your computer crashed, you threw it out the third floor window.'

'Are you still frustrated with the computer, dear?'

'Golf was too frustrating, so Ed took up painting!'

Mouse unplugging cat's computer.

"He's been wearing that bag over his head. I think he's ashamed to be seen in public with that flip phone I bought him."

"To return to the original menu say say 'Goddam son of a bitch!'"

'Sarge - I think I've thrown my mobile!'

Bad ideas...texting your Valentine message.

"Getting the WiFi to Work"

'For Pete's sake, can't you just tell me instead of emailing me?'

Crocodile offers free wi-fi

"Every time I got frustrated with my computer, I would slam on the keyboard. This time the keyboard fought back."

Some people have no patience with cash machines...

'I don't mind the obscene phone calls. But I object to them reversing the charges.'