Tech Support Humorist Pillows

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

"I am in costume. I'm the annoying tech-support guy who puts you on hold 10 times, then transfers you to someone who accidentally hangs up on you."

"No wonder you can't get on-line, Gramps - that's a microwave!"

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Driverless cars rage.

Screen Time vs Book Time

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

Terry had a computer bug.

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

Hardware and software

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"Darn autocorrect!"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

Chef copy robot

"You are still here."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'