Tech Stock Aficionado T-Shirts

'This tech stock has 2 stars on morning star and 5 stars on yelp.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

The day the stock market went UP.

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

Will work for ETFs

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

US v.s. Tech Giants

"We've called this special Stocholders meeting because we want all of our stock back."

Cellphone Islands

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

A child runs an equity stand.

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

I love it when you speak Wall Streetese. Say 'to the upside' for me.

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Terry had a computer bug.

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

"Cheer up, if this carries on we could become a very attractive takeover target.

Dow Jones drop

'New Game'

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

Jumping Wall Street.

Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.