Tech Snobbery Explorer Pillows

Advice to ignore man who is into wire-based technology.

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Coffee shop

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

Astronaut Selfie.

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'Data, data everywhere!'

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

'New money or old money?'

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

Youtube ghost videos...

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

'Well the Sat Nav has got us here - why did we come?'

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

"Dad, how does the outdoors work without batteries?"

'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.'

State trying to get young people to use Parks.

"I'm enrolled in a total immersion wine class."

Danger. No phone signal beyond this point

"I've aged so much in the past year, my phone no longer recognizes me."

"How do I load this book into my computer?"