Tech Snobbery Explorer Prints

Advice to ignore man who is into wire-based technology.

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Coffee shop

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

Tarzan mobile phone

Astronaut Selfie.

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

'Data, data everywhere!'

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

'New money or old money?'

Psychiatry. Did you get in touch with your inner child? Yeah, and now I understand all my apps!

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

"Don't forget to send selfies."

Youtube ghost videos...

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

iPhone Senior

"Dad, how does the outdoors work without batteries?"

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

'Well the Sat Nav has got us here - why did we come?'

'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.'

"I'm enrolled in a total immersion wine class."

"I've aged so much in the past year, my phone no longer recognizes me."

Danger. No phone signal beyond this point

State trying to get young people to use Parks.

Ned Thompson, unpretentious wine taster.