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'Our techies assure us no one stole the data. There were no hackers involved. We just lost it, all by ourselves.'

Computer Room.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

Woman finds something in her soup.

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

'You needn't worry about confidentiality. Your medical records were carefully transferred to computer and accidently trashed.'

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

"Sorry about the reception, Lou. I grabbed my enchilada by mistake."

"I'm certainly no expert on the matter, but throwing the copier out the window just may be a sign you're suffering from stress."

'The readings look good, but just in case, when was the last time the system was checked for bugs?'

'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'

"We usually shop in the comfort of our own home but the bloody computer crashed."

'Your Dell went to hell.'

'...and we've converted this room into a home office.'

"I tell you the computer in the hospital made a mistake!"

Aw, dang, grabbed my cell phone.

"A glitch in production - everyone gets a prune omelette with sardines."

"We are currently experiencing an unusually high volume of calls and all our advisers are busy..."

You ready? You betcha. J-Lo will have a love child with Alan Greenspan, then cure male-pattern baldness. From the files of: It could happen in 2021. Technical support will answer the phone.

'My password is 'again'. Whenever I forget my password, the computer message says 'Try again'.'

'Lord, NO! Take me instead!'

"You can have all my treats for a week if you promise not to tell anyone I dropped my phone in the toilet."

'You have reached the technical assistance hotline. We are experiencing technical difficulties. Please call back later.'

Turn off your predictive text, Brother Thomas

Forgot that the return key would actually send the text.

IRS: 'I haven't filed because my computer's been down since 2007!'

'I switched it to a TV cable modem, and now it just watches 'I Love Lucy' all day!'

Me dropping the phone into the toilet is your version of events.