Tech Mishap Sympathizer Pillows

'This will teach you to not use your computer in the tub. You can search for cars online after you get out.'

Computer Room.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

'This Power Point slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

Woman finds something in her soup.

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

'You needn't worry about confidentiality. Your medical records were carefully transferred to computer and accidently trashed.'

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

I have to let you go, Dobson. I've just found out you were hired because of a computer error.

"Sorry about the reception, Lou. I grabbed my enchilada by mistake."

'Our techies assure us no one stole the data. There were no hackers involved. We just lost it, all by ourselves.'

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

"I'm certainly no expert on the matter, but throwing the copier out the window just may be a sign you're suffering from stress."

'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'

"We usually shop in the comfort of our own home but the bloody computer crashed."

'Your Dell went to hell.'

"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."

'...and we've converted this room into a home office.'

"I tell you the computer in the hospital made a mistake!"

Aw, dang, grabbed my cell phone.

"I spilt coffee on my machine again..."

"We are currently experiencing an unusually high volume of calls and all our advisers are busy..."

You ready? You betcha. J-Lo will have a love child with Alan Greenspan, then cure male-pattern baldness. From the files of: It could happen in 2021. Technical support will answer the phone.

When Butt-dialers Talk

Turn off your predictive text, Brother Thomas

"You can have all my treats for a week if you promise not to tell anyone I dropped my phone in the toilet."

'You have reached the technical assistance hotline. We are experiencing technical difficulties. Please call back later.'

'Lord, NO! Take me instead!'