Tech Security Prints

"Just saying, if you can't trust your software upgrades, what can you trust?"

The Anti-Agent

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

UK border controls relaxed.

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

High security Santa's grotto

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"He's a guard dog."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

Algorithm 'n' Blues

"I see you've security marked your property."

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

The Scanner Of Love.