Tech Prints

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

'Be careful! It could be a phishing mail!'

Databank - 'If you did it, we know about it.'

'I forgot my password, but surely you RECOGNIZE me!'

'You want me to stop playing video games and go outside to play? In all that air pollution?'

Birds Tweet and Retweet.

'Thanks, boy. But I'm reading the paper off-line today.'

'I'm sorry, we have a hiring freeze on. The lab rats are living longer and longer.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'For outstanding work in computer science, I present you with this activation key to the city!'

". . . And this has a chip that blocks out anything about politics."

"I still say you're not shrinking your attachments enough before you send them..."

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Double Ewe, Double Ewe, Double Ewe - New Zealand Web Address

Computer Sales - This is a pretty sophisticated PC, sir. Do you have a child at home who can help?

"Long time no see."

"Tech CEO, community leader, mother of two – she's both inspiring and demoralizing."

'I want a phone that is completely hands-free. I like to practice my juggling when I drive.'

"This is the future of logistics. Thanks to our new technology this parcel can miss-send itself to somewhere in Kazakhstan."

'I think you spend far too much time in front of those video games!'

'It seems that their databank has all the information that's in our databank, plus information that's not in our databank, plus information about our databank.'

Text Mingling.

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

'My website? Oh, it was a bit of a one hit wonder.'

"We'll have to leg you go, Rocco. There's just no room for strong-arm stuff in cybercrime."

"I'll never forget you, Steve - unless somebody wipes my memory, of course."

'THAT'S your ringtone? - I'd like you to take me home now.'

Please stand by...I have temporarily lost my reason.

'Hi - how are you?'

"Did you leave your phone in airplane mode again?"

"John...remember telling the kids they couldn't use any devices on vacation?"

"There's something wrong with the toaster, Joe."

"My mom bought it for me when I was little. I used it twice, then upgraded to a phone."

Hacker's Club: Gone Phishin'