Tech-savvy Trouble Solver Prints

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

"You bring up an important concern, but I'm looking for a problem that better fits my preconceived solution."

Early Tech Support

"We're all well aware of the madness, Phipps...where's the method?"

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

'Why not Google it?'

Dept. of Mathematics and Frustration.

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'

"Camera not working."

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

Umbrella Roof

"I can't stand this new hardware. It's much harder than the old hardware."

Business Confusion

"Buy my data $20"

A good leader has effective conflict resolution strategies in place.

'It's a guess. I never said it was an educated guess.'

"I work well independently. I usually correct all the problems I create."

'I've added this up six times and still can't get it to balance!'

'The details of the company's new management plan are being worked out.'

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."