Tech-savvy Trouble Solver Prints

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"You bring up an important concern, but I'm looking for a problem that better fits my preconceived solution."

Early Tech Support

"We're all well aware of the madness, Phipps...where's the method?"

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

Dept. of Mathematics and Frustration.

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"I can't stand this new hardware. It's much harder than the old hardware."

'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'

Umbrella Roof

"Camera not working."

"Buy my data $20"

Business Confusion

A good leader has effective conflict resolution strategies in place.

'It's a guess. I never said it was an educated guess.'

'I've added this up six times and still can't get it to balance!'

"I work well independently. I usually correct all the problems I create."

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

"You know me. Never criticize,always optimize. The eternal Ms. Masking Tape."

'The details of the company's new management plan are being worked out.'